The following presentation has been Rated Suck because it’s about vampires. Get the pun?
Anna: “This Supernatural spoof of Twilight is amazing.”
Dick: “Would Anna at 16 fall for this vampire emoetry?”
Anna: “No.”
Dick: “Would your friends?”
Anna: “Oh, yea.”
Dick: “[Puts on retainer voice] Oh mi goosshh, Anna, you don’t even know. He like so loves me. I don’t even know, I love him too. I think I’m gonna give myself to him. Like, you know, let him like suck my blood. Like oh mi goosssshh. Wait, should I bathe?”
Anna: “Um, yea.”
Dick: “[Puts on retainer voice] Do I stink? Do I smell really bad?”
Anna: “Um, yea.”
Dick: “[Puts on retainer voice] Why are you even friends with me?”
Anna: “I…I don’t even know.”
Having been your friend at 16 I am absolutely offended, And absolutely disagree. I don’t believe I need to mention Manager Steve’s kiddie kult.
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Ha! But which part do you disagree with?
And I hope I didn’t actually offend you because there was one particular person I had in mind and it wasn’t you, just so you know.
No. You didn’t offend me at all. I’m just giving you shit.
We were all weirdo 16 year olds and just as impressionable as the 16 year olds today, looking for acceptance. That is what I disagree with. It may not have been vampire emo dude, you would have been all up on the dirty old wiccan (cough, cough Manager Steve cough cough).
Me? I was all up on the same guy for all of my high school years. How sad is that?
And I think I know who you would be thinking of.
Actually… there are a couple I would be thinking of. Both with questionable hygeine.
Yea, you’re right about being weird 16-year-olds but you’re wrong about Manager Steve. There’s more to the situation than you know and it was a horrible time in my life. But then again, no one actually took the time to really ask what was going on, so I’m not surprise you have a certain perception of it that’s far from the truth.
But anyways, as long as you weren’t offended. It was all in good fun.