Dick: “You know why I love this song? Because he’s talking about going back on the bottle.”
Anna: “Is he still doing the booze?”
Dick: “I’ve never heard anyone say ‘Doing the booze.’ Anna, are you doing the booze? Are you doing, you know, the pot? Are we gonna have the sex? Hi, may I purchase an alcohol? As you can see, I am of age.”
Anna: “Hey, can you turn my coffee on?”
Dick: “Oh yea, you’re dark and hot, aren’t you? You’re so sexy, you’re steamy. You like a spoon in you, don’t you, you dirty flirt? You dirty, dirty flirt. You’re so hot. Mmmmmmm.“
Dick: “Oh, god. You’re sleeping with Tony ‘The Romanza’ Danza?”
Anna: “Yes, I am. He makes me feel like a lady in his arms.”
Dick: “Is this all because I slept with Rhea Pearlman? It was before I met you.”
Anna: “Oh, honey. I didn’t need to forgive you for that. You need to forgive yourself.”
Anna: [singing] “She’s so fine, ain’t no telling where the money went.”
Dick: “Every time I look at you, I get ‘Dude Looks Like a Lady’ in my head.”
