Dick (mockingly in a Southern accent): “‘Them and their pro-gay agenda.’”
Anna: ”I’m still trying to figure out what the pro-gay agenda is.”
Dick: “They go around making people gay by singing ‘Young Hearts Run Free.’ You turn gay just by being Mercutio.”
[Editor's Note: This is a conversation that mocks and questions the absurdity of the "pro-gay agenda," if you didn't get that already. Also, get the reference? Leave a comment.]