the dick & anna show

Tippin’ out dough in Olive Garden

The Dick and Anna Show — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 13:49:23 +0000

Dick [Interpreting Stone Temples]: “One day awoke and I was gone. Tripped on a horse and smoked a bong. See you later pastor-gator, pass the gravy for me baby.”

Her name is…what?

The Dick and Anna Show — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 14:50:36 +0000

Dick: “But I won’t cry for yesterday / There’s an ordinary world / Somehow I have to find…“

Anna: “Really? Some Duran Duran?”

Dick: “What?! What did you say? I can’t hear over a girl named Rio!“

Burning Beds

The Dick and Anna Show — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:05:53 +0000

Dick: “Who you eyeballing Midnight Oil?”

Fuck you, Stereotype

The Dick and Anna Show — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:04:28 +0000

Anna: “Taking out the trash. Not doing the dishes. You win some. You lose some.”

The Fart: A Hormedy Comorror

The Dick and Anna Show — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:01:37 +0000

Name Withheld: ”I just farted and it faintly smelled like the bomb you dropped last night. Had to be the sushi lol”

Anna: ”I am always with you. Always with you. LOL”

Name Withheld: ”Lmao”

Anna: ”On every seat, under every blanket, in every pair of underwear, I waft through your air like a fine aromatic breeze circling your soul. I am THE FART.”

It’s par for the course.

The Dick and Anna Show — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 16:59:13 +0000

Anna: ”Omg, this guy. I’m pretty sure he’s drunk and psychotic.”
Dick: ”Yea, don’t hang out with that guy.”